Big Jokes

Madonna is performing for the SB half-time: lip-syncing, leg spraying, and hip popping.  American eyes will explode when Madge’s foam rubber new body suit is rolled to her company’s 18-wheeler every night after it’s scrubbed.

I’m watching the Everybody Is An Asshole Show.  Most people know it as Southland.  In case you don’t know, Southland is a uniformed cop show on TNT.  Yes, the actors are former models, studly men and beautiful women with guns strapped to their sexy hips and handcuffs hanging from their belts promising long sado-masochistic nights.  The only problem: the characters call each other assholes.  Incessantly.  I hope they stop soon.

Newt Gingrich just wants a place in history.  So give him a closet at the Smithsonian.


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