Rush Limbaugh’s Ass is suing to have itself removed from the broadcaster’s inventory of massive body parts. “I won’t participate any longer in Limbaugh’s attack on women,” the Ass spoke in short percussive bursts.
A “Great Ass” is a work of art with smooth contours, a gentle touch and dramatic declivities. But buried inside the delectable slab of flesh is a bodily organ known for its filth. This paradox of beauty and disgust hits me where I live. All mothers should agree.