Yellow Skin

The Committee To Free Dayyon From The Grave has decreed to the White and Black Nations its plan to sew several million yellow hoodies into one huge quilt to cover the entire continentalUnited States.  “From the mountains to the prairies to the oceans white with foam”.  During the American Hoodie Wrap and Picnic, seven sanctified white volunteers will be shot exactly in the same places as was our St. Dayyon on the day of his martyrdom.  Directly after the blood sacrifice, a meal of white bread and barbeque will be served to symbolize unity.  More details are forthcoming.  Please continue all twitter and other righteous internet pranks.

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