We have opposite-sex marriage, we have same-sex marriage. How about those millions of lonely people who only have sex with themselves – the monosexuals? Where does it say you can’t marry yourself? Why can’t those poor alienated people get the breaks that married people enjoy?

Monosexuals live by themselves, get drunk by themselves, go to stripper bars by themselves. There’s a multi-billion industry cranking out movies they enjoy by themselves. So why can’t they marry themselves? Monosexuals should pull together and demand vigorous action.


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