Sit back and enjoy my flight.
ABSOLUTE TRUTH: Comply or face arrest.
Funny Orange Jackets: Agents will toss the unconvinced patron headlong into a lovely destination. Furthermore, “Take my wife, please!”
Your excess property may be up for grabs. Glamorous automobiles, ATVs, personal hygiene equipment, cows and chickens, he-asses and she-asses, anything that belongeth to thy neighbor – your NEIGHBOR is losing their surplus as well.
Sticks and water. Sticks and water. Go forth and build an empire!
ABSOLUTE TRUTH: if I don’t turn off my electronic devices, they’ll kill Anne Frank!*
Response: That’s way over the line. Then I’ll stand up!
The situation will work itself out.
*Or a reliable substitute.