ABSOLUTE TRUTH!

Sit back and enjoy my flight.

ABSOLUTE TRUTH: Comply or face arrest.

Funny Orange Jackets:  Agents will toss the unconvinced patron headlong into a lovely destination.  Furthermore, “Take my wife, please!”

Your excess property may be up for grabs.  Glamorous automobiles, ATVs, personal hygiene equipment, cows and chickens, he-asses and she-asses, anything that belongeth to thy neighbor – your NEIGHBOR is losing their surplus as well.

Sticks and water.  Sticks and water.  Go forth and build an empire!

ABSOLUTE TRUTH: if I don’t turn off my electronic devices, they’ll kill Anne Frank!*

Response: That’s way over the line.  Then I’ll stand up!

The situation will work itself out.

*Or a reliable substitute.

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