2014 Olympic Security

Today President Putin announced that Russian Security services kept a tight leash on 700 suspected terrorists during the 2014 Winter Olympics. The bodies of these suspects may be claimed by family members for 200 drachmas per traitor. Attached leashes cost 6 drachmas extra.

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