Ebola Czar

Here I am sitting at home, semi-retired, supposedly with no medical or health care experience, and I was not appointed “Ebola Czar” by the president. I am outraged and so should all Americans.

For many years I’ve gone to physicians for a wide range of ailments. I even spent weeks in the hospital as a patient. I mastered the schedule that meals are delivered, I know how to keep perfectly still when nurses take my blood pressure – I even became adept of raising and lowering a hospital bed.

Not to boast, in my late teens and early twenties, I qualified as a registered hypochondriac. I was able to diagnose my own heart attacks and brain tumors given the most insignificant symptoms.

I would make an absolutely smashing Ebola Czar. Maybe I was short listed.

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