Grammar Advice

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I discovered that the most difficult time to refrain from correcting grammar and syntax is at the moment of sexual climax. The partner seems to be speaking in tongues, violating all rules of civilized discourse. For example, demanding your partner to parse the phrase “Ooga, hooga, HOWL! Feek! Fook!” may lead to the termination of a heretofore stimulating relationship. The proper course of conduct when faced with this dilemma is to choke on the words, swallow your tongue, or cut your lips with a razor blade.

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