Kurt Cobain is dead? You’re Shittin’ Me!

Yes, young people of America, Kurt Cobain is dead.  The world lost another great artist, a brilliant poet who expressed the angst, the hurt feelings, the overpowering rage toward mommy for not letting him poop in the kitchen sink. How often did he threw up his hands and wail “life sucks”?
Could anyone who ever attended a Nirvana concert forget Kurt pulling out that expensive duck hunting shot gun, sticking the barrel into his mouth and blowing his brains out – every night! The bassist and drummer scooped up the brains and skull pieces, stuffed them back into the singer’s head and dragged him offstage. He did that not only to escape that horrible woman “Hole”, but for you, shiny baby faces, and me and baby Buffy.

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