Raising Hell At The Bonfire

Dear Fellow Minions:

I am chairman of the committee planning the rally for Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton to be held on September 31st.

We will need 666 infants no older than 6 months old for the ceremony of human sacrifice at the climax of the event.

Blood drawn from each child will be distributed in tiny cups to all in attendance.

The spent carcasses will be tossed on a huge bonfire as Hillary supporters dance naked to heavy metal bands!

So come early ready to give over your soul to Eternal Damnation!

Hail to our Beloved Queen of Darkness. All Hail!

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