Justice Entrepreneurs

NBC showed the gas station bathroom supposedly vandalized by our four Olympic swimmers. It was shocking! The bathroom was clean. Pristine. You could perform a heart transplant in there. Maybe too small for that. Gerbils! Why not? Gerbil has a bad heart you just going to let him die?

My point is – no permanent damage to the bathroom! The toilet maintained it’s structural integrity throughout the whole ordeal. The walls were free of nicks, cracks, discoloration, bumps, HOLES. Even the humble toilet paper fly and cavity was unmolested. Did the owner repair the damage before pictures of the destruction could be transmitted around the world?

The boys made royal drunken assholes of themselves and they were dumb to lie about it. From that point all I see is an old-fashioned police shakedown. One swimmer had to pay $10000 to get his passport back. The money goes to addiction maintenance research.

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